Thanks mom for making me feel dumb.
I think that all of us have a part in our lives that will haunt us till the day we die.
Fuck!!! fuck!! My dog is missing. T_T
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears

(Source: obesealpaca, via angrykitteh)
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